AC 130U Spooky: Jam packed with democracy
You can say what you like about the military industrial complex, but being that they are spying on every bit of data in the world and always keen to make a dollar, they have a great marketing department.
So they sent me this video with a rather persuasive note.
It appears that democracy has failed in your region and peaceful protest seems to only attract brutal crackdowns.
For the regime change you require you need a game changer, we introduce the AC-130U.
For just $190 million USD we are offering you a AC-130U ‘Skooky’ gunship- Jam packed with democracy.
The AC-130U is also extremely good at remote demolition of mosques and other offending fortresses.
If you purchase in the next 14 days well supply you will a voucher for 38,000L fuel refill normally valued at $50,000.
Raytheon and Locheed Sales department
Sounded pretty convincing, he also specified we would need a piece of flat land about one kilometer long for a landing strip.
So if anyone can help us by donating DOGE coins or can offer us land to use for a landing strip please leave a comment and well get in touch soon.
P.S. We are willing to have a working bee to mow the airstrip, so you don’t have to worry about that.