Australia announces new currency, the MilliCrime
Due to inflation the base unit will replace the old $10 note, because of the cash bans if you spend more than 1000 of the new MilliCrime notes ($10,000 in the old AUD), you will have committed a crime and be sent to prison for 2 years.
We stole this artwork form the Chaser because we were going to pay, but cash is now illegal so it was too hard to complain with impossible laws so we resorted to crimes we were more familiar with. Sorry about that guys.
Introducing Scumo your latest disposable prime minister
I can’t wait until an international leader gets the ‘official’ nickname wrong, like a president Trunbull moment.
or do you like this one better?
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