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North Korea to join TPP

Hot on the heels of the USA announcing its withdrawal from the TPP, North Korea has announced its intention to join the TPP. The tersely worded statement from Pyong Yang stated “Now the imperialist pigs [USA] have withdrawn from the TPP, we feel it may be a welcoming forum to express our disgust for free markets by vexatiously suing member states and their major industries”

In celebration of the decision, the PLA put on a parade to the tune of Hall Oates “You make my dreams come true” in a mocking tribute to the USA’s withdrawal. Keen eyes will note Korea’s deceased former leader has been video edited into some of the footage. Viewers are advised that some of the people shown here may be have passed away, especially the one’s not paying attention on camera.

Kim Jong Un Threatens to nuke occupymelbourne

Kim Jong un Threatens to Nuke occupymelbourne.net

 

In bizarre turn of events North Korea’s 31 year old dictator threatens to nuke occupymelbourne.net . In his statement he explained given his recent remarks about Julie Bishop and Seth Rogen, he felt he needed to do some good to reduce the blowback for the west, “Yes I’m getting on the band wagon” he said, “What are you going to do about it?” He also stated the occupymelbourne.net’s recent decision to acquire a AC 130U gunship make him concerned  that occupymelbourne.net might become a regional power and needed to be neutralized before they became too powerful to buckle under to hollow threats.

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