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Kim Jong Un Threatens to nuke occupymelbourne
In bizarre turn of events North Korea’s 31 year old dictator threatens to nuke occupymelbourne.net . In his statement he explained given his recent remarks about Julie Bishop and Seth Rogen, he felt he needed to do some good to reduce the blowback for the west, “Yes I’m getting on the band wagon” he said, “What are you going to do about it?” He also stated the occupymelbourne.net’s recent decision to acquire a AC 130U gunship make him concerned that occupymelbourne.net might become a regional power and needed to be neutralized before they became too powerful to buckle under to hollow threats.
Newscorp installs puppet regieme in Australia
Following a massive Newscorp media blitzkrieg, Tony Abbott and the liberal national coalition take power in a landslide election win.
In his victory speech Abbott tinted that the carbon tax may be around for another 3 years, also hinted at was a crack down on the refugee boats.

Speedos and Lycra are trademarks of some corporations who are now dragged into this politically embarrassing moment.
The senate outcome is yet to be determined, but if the lower house numbers are any indication, liberals could have control of the senate, as twice as many Labour senators were up for senate reelection as Liberal/National senators, which means there will be nothing stopping Tony Abbott and his neoconservative agenda.
More lies spin and bullshit, somewhere lady democracy is quietly weeping.
I wonder if Julie Bishop is waiting in the wings to depose Abbott; Gillard style.
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