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Tony Abbott resigns

I quit!

I quit!

In a surprise move the beleaguered Prime minister of Australia announced his resignation today.

Tony Abbott released this  statement to the press :

Its become clear to me my popularity is the lowest of any prime minister in Australian history. Modern democracy is really a fancy a popularity contest, and without the Murdoch press constantly spruiking and spinning every move I make, my position and lobbyist for various corporations and private interests is untenable. I have feathered my nest quite well in this time is politics but the game is up. It’s time to hand the mask to a new monster currently more palatable to the mindless masses we call the Australian public. I wish the next soulless opportunist to take on the captaincy all the best, as captain of this now sinking ship.

 

Abbott whip it and shake it off

 

After divisive party spill (leadership) vote Tony Abbott effectively shoots the messenger by sacking party whip Phillip Ruddock. Even Opposition parties were taken aback at the apparent knee jerk reflex of Tony Abbott’s faction, dishonoring a well liked and long serving parliamentarian.

 

 

 

As the bad press around Abbott mounts, one can only imagine he is simply living in a self constructed fantasy land. Having bee initially endorsed by the media tyrant Rupert Murdoch, he has now completely ‘Jumped the shark’¬† now being criticized by the very same Murdoch.

Abbott 39pc spilled

devil made him do it abbott spill taggedEven four out of every ten ‘Liberal’ party member want Tony Abbott Gone. The count down begins until it is 51% and then time for a new puppet.

Julie Bishop says Fuck Tony Abbott

fuck TA  by JB tagged

‘Messiah’ to turd in just over 12 months, he deserved it for being such a con man.

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