Westpac bans assault wheelchairs
Sometimes you just say out loud “what the fuck!”
So it turns out Brandon Tomlin despite being unable to walk or talk due to cerebral palsy is banned from all Wespac branches.
Obviously he’s a dangerous radical (TM) armed with a 100kg electric wheel chair. We tried to communicate with Brandon directly but due to data retention laws he says its too dangerous, loose lips sinking ships and all. So we decided to communicate telepathically to keep our conversation from being intercepted by ‘the man’ or who ever seems to be stealing all the census information. So after brushing up on our zenner cards we received this somewhat cryptic communication.
It should be pointed out that this dangerous radical (TM) was arrested at Treasury gardens in 2011 for conspiracy to possess a tent for the purposes of sleeping in it.
Assault tents obviously lead to assault wheelchairs in a dangerous spiral of radicalization.When will the madness end !?
Airstrike complete, returning to base. Spooky 1 out.
John Key NZ PM defamation rort
John Key the New Zealand representative of the New York Federal reserve, who has in the past short sold the NZ dollar so hard it caused economic crises, is once again trying to rip off New Zealand.
John Key want the New Zealand Tax payer to fund 1.25 million dollars of his legal expanse for defamation case was embroiled in. John Key acted in vastly inappropriate manner on several occasions and predicatively people are suing him, But rather pay out of his estimated 50 million NZD ill gotten gains he is trying to flick the bill to New Zealanders.
The man John Key really works for, Jacob Rothschild.
US senator Elizabeth Warren demands jail the banksters
Banker suicide cluster weeks before Barclays LIBOR charges
The body count:
Jan. 26, 2014
William Broeksmit, 58.
retired Deutsche Bank
Found hanging at home
Jan. 28, 2014
Gabriel Magee, 39.
JP Morgan’s European headquarters in London.
Reportedly leaped to his death from the 33rd story of his workplace
Jan. 29, 2014
Mike Dueker, 50.
Chief Economist at Russell Investments
Jumped over a four-foot fence and fallen some 40-to-50 feet down an embankment?
Feb. 3, 2014
Ryan Crane, 37.
JP Morgan trading exec.
Found dead at home poisoning suspected.
Feb. 4, 2014
Richard Talley, 57.
Former investment banker at Drexel Burnham Lambert and founder of Centennial.
Found is his garage at home with self inflicted nail gun wounds.
Do you believe in coincidences?
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