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Westpac bans assault wheelchairs
Sometimes you just say out loud “what the fuck!”
So it turns out Brandon Tomlin despite being unable to walk or talk due to cerebral palsy is banned from all Wespac branches.
Obviously he’s a dangerous radical (TM) armed with a 100kg electric wheel chair. We tried to communicate with Brandon directly but due to data retention laws he says its too dangerous, loose lips sinking ships and all. So we decided to communicate telepathically to keep our conversation from being intercepted by ‘the man’ or who ever seems to be stealing all the census information. So after brushing up on our zenner cards we received this somewhat cryptic communication.
It should be pointed out that this dangerous radical (TM) was arrested at Treasury gardens in 2011 for conspiracy to possess a tent for the purposes of sleeping in it.
Assault tents obviously lead to assault wheelchairs in a dangerous spiral of radicalization.When will the madness end !?
Airstrike complete, returning to base. Spooky 1 out.
John Key NZ PM defamation rort
John Key the New Zealand representative of the New York Federal reserve, who has in the past short sold the NZ dollar so hard it caused economic crises, is once again trying to rip off New Zealand.
John Key want the New Zealand Tax payer to fund 1.25 million dollars of his legal expanse for defamation case was embroiled in. John Key acted in vastly inappropriate manner on several occasions and predicatively people are suing him, But rather pay out of his estimated 50 million NZD ill gotten gains he is trying to flick the bill to New Zealanders.
http://gordoncampbell.scoop.co.nz/2016/03/22/john-key-putting-defamation-costs-on-the-public-tab/
The man John Key really works for, Jacob Rothschild.
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