In documents leaked from City of Yarra, Cr Stephen Jolly has been in talks to receive 50000 Syrian refugees.

Further evidence is from a secret recording of Stephen Jolly in a pub, discussing his plans.

“We have done the preliminary estimates and have determined how much housing we need to build and churn to accommodate the new arrivals.”

“The Victorian  State Government was planning to house them in Bendigo  (in a to-be-build mosque suburb) after the proposed mosque was completed. The completion of the proposed Bendigo mosque is looking questionable after protest groups of significant size and determination have formed to oppose its construction.”

“Its important to us to increase diversity as much as possible.”

“So to show our dedication to Socialist principles we will be removing residents from the housing commission apartments in our area to make room for the oppressed Syrians and other refugees.”

“We will be building new commission housing in Clifton Hill so there will be more housing stock, but it will look unique, unlike the soulless creations of Docklands. I have a lot of connections in the building industry so we can get good prices on the new construction. We will need about 20 new Commission housing blocks and we are already looking at sites to demolish.”

When questioned about the potential problems of such a large influx of people escaping from brutal third world dictatorships being dropped into the center of a secular first world city in a middle class suburb Cr Jolly stated:

“Well I’m a third world immigrant myself, I’m from London and I have worked in Zimbabwe and China, So obviously I know a lot about third world tyranny.  That’s why I’m a socialist living off the public purse and insulating myself from the problems I am creating by adhering to my ideological agenda of ‘Cultural Marxism’.”

“It’s really all about me aggrandizing myself at their expense, while my fellow cult members congratulate me on making the ideologically impure proletariat suffer.”

“I will also be getting a lot of kickbacks from my pals in the thoroughly corrupt building industry, we are looking at a billion dollars of new buildings.”

“I mean, you might wonder why an elected representative from City of Yarra is organizing and funding ‘Bendigo Action Coalition’ my AstroTurf bunch of socialist drones to go to Bendigo, over 200 km away, to push my political agenda. But most people will never wonder about this because the media is told not to investigate and people are too stupid to join the dots together by themselves.”

“Here’s a clue: I’m a socialist politician with ties to the construction industry, and I’m trying to get mosque built, so just figure out who is lining my pocket and you’ve got proof of the corruption”

“Of course no one will bother to check, because proles are all as thick as this pint of Guinness”

“So the fact that I’m interfering with politics in another electorate- while I’m supposed to be serving City of Yarra – is incredibly inappropriate and possibly even criminal.”

“The proles are so stupid and apathetic, they don’t seem to have noticed even half the shit I’m up to.”

“So basically I treat the proles like fools and line my own pockets and amuse my self watching them struggle with the crap I throw at them.”

“I’m really lucky no politically aware observers will figure this out and put it on the internet, because even a parody article of this will have people screaming for blood.”

“City of Yarra is so full of NIMBYs, they will go apeshit if they get wind of this before I program them to accept my tyranny, oops I meant cultural Marxism, no scratch that, we call it diversity right now. Diversity,  yeah that’s the thought terminating cliche we use right now.”

“I mean if you don’t like diversity you must be a racist,

so if a ‘Syrian’ rapes your daughter or son,

well it’s better than being called a nasty name, right?”

The recording ended with the phrase “I hope no one else heard that.”

Some of this article is true, some is completely made up, some is reasonable speculation, some is wild speculation and some is simply not true. It’s important for you all to start asking some questions about the world around you rather than swallow what ever bullshit is fed to you. Some people might find this article offensive, but you are also free to complain about it on the internet. I probably won’t care in the unlikely event that I ever read your objections. You probably will just give the screen an angry look because you are too lazy to even write down your thoughts or even explain why you feel so angry, that’s the cognitive dissonance kicking in. Oh that bastard, he is making a lot of sense and its hurting my head, Why does my head hurt so much, maybe it because its getting very tired from trying to tell you 1 + 1 = 3, 2+ 2 = 5 and 4 doesn’t really exist, its a right wing conspiracy.

In this article you were lied to in places and you might be offended or angry.

Well let me tell you, one day you will look back on that anger with pleasant memories, you’ve been told a lot of lies in your life and one day you might actually figure out a few of them. But we wont ruin the surprise, and you might now be ready for it anyway.

I find apathy offensive. Lets call it even and have a few piña coladas , because that logically follows from all of the above.

WTF?  yeah, exactly WTF!

I’m glad you have started thinking, don’t stop baby, it’s turning me on!