Terrorist Threat Alert (as NOT written by John Cleese)
“John Cleese” responds to the current crisis in Europe, but apparently it isn’t written by John Cleese.Sounds like it was, though. It’s scarily accurate and very funny too.
The venerable John Cleese, looking perhaps a tad miffed, or peeved, that people are still, wrongly, attributing this text to him.
I picked this one from the Facebook wall of a friend because I thought it was brilliant. However, before we cut to the cheese (did you see what I did there?) I’ll take a moment to point out that, despite appearances and numerous allegations to the contrary on the Internet, this text was certainly not written by John Cleese, nor was it written as recent as 2013 (though some additions and edits may have been). Still, I’ve decided to leave it pretty much as I found it, with just a few minor edits and modifications for the sake of typography.
For more information about this not being Cleese’s work, look up this link:
And now, with the disclaimer, the corrections and the formalities…
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