Tony Abbott resigns

I quit!

I quit!

In a surprise move the beleaguered Prime minister of Australia announced his resignation today.

Tony Abbott released this  statement to the press :

Its become clear to me my popularity is the lowest of any prime minister in Australian history. Modern democracy is really a fancy a popularity contest, and without the Murdoch press constantly spruiking and spinning every move I make, my position and lobbyist for various corporations and private interests is untenable. I have feathered my nest quite well in this time is politics but the game is up. It’s time to hand the mask to a new monster currently more palatable to the mindless masses we call the Australian public. I wish the next soulless opportunist to take on the captaincy all the best, as captain of this now sinking ship.

 

Posted on April 1, 2015, in Australia, deMOCKracy, Law & Government, Mock and Awe, Politics, WTF and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Sadly this was an Aprils fools day stunt, Tony Abbott hasn’t resigned *yet* but the rest of its seems to be true.

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