Kim Jong un Threatens to Nuke occupymelbourne.net

In bizarre turn of events North Korea’s 31 year old dictator threatens to nuke occupymelbourne.net . In his statement he explained given his recent remarks about Julie Bishop and Seth Rogen, he felt he needed to do some good to reduce the blowback for the west, “Yes I’m getting on the band wagon” he said, “What are you going to do about it?” He also stated the occupymelbourne.net’s recent decision to acquire a AC 130U gunship make him concerned  that occupymelbourne.net might become a regional power and needed to be neutralized before they became too powerful to buckle under to hollow threats.