This should help explain why we feel so angry about Tony Abbott.

Before election day (the big date) he was saying “It’s OK if we just hold hands and cuddle”.

On budget day (the next morning) we were feeling violated.

 

 

Quick FAQ:

Q: Is Tony Abbott earning $4 per minute?

A: Yes. Tony Abbott is earning more than $4 per minute.

Q: How did you work that out?

A: I’m pretty smart with maths and stuff.

Q: How did you get so smart?

A: Luck of the draw and avoiding Facebook and TV.