Un Australian 2013
This was not a paid message from Kevin Rudd ’13, who did not drop off a slab of XXXX and a case of Bundy this arvo, and who is definitely not considering a leadership challenge.
Kevin does not want to stress that he was born in Nambour Queensland, and is a true blue Aussie bloke who likes strip clubs and and getting pissed overseas as long as the Mrs doesn’t find out.
Dam its hard to make politics interesting.
Posted on June 19, 2013, in deMOCKracy, Mock and Awe, Parody, Politics and tagged Abbott, Gillard, Howard, Rudd. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.
OCCUPYMELBOURNE.NET 
In America you get elected to a high profile political office, and then you get caught in a strip club pissed out of your brains and your reputation is damaged.
In Australia its completely opposite to that. Americans cannot understand how that is possible and so greatly fear our political system as utterly unpredictable and illogical.
(as does the typical Australian voter)
So instead of diplomatic missions, they just set up military bases and try to ignore the incomprehensible culture of the great southern land.
P.S. Kev, The Labor party really shafted you. Tell them to get f**ked and go independent.