ADF:Australian Dating Force
Are you a lover, not a fighter?
Sex life stale?
Join the Australian Dating Force™!
Choose from a wide variety of military or corporate consultant titles to impress the ladies.
Fully funded by the Australian taxpayer.
Get full support and training from our Jedi Council ™
Access to hundreds of women’s phone numbers.
Check out our catalog of illegal and creepy ‘proof of success’ videos.
Hint for next time guys, don’t make videos.
They can get embarrassing later on.