ADF:Australian Dating Force

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Are you a lover, not a fighter?

Sex life stale?

Career flat?

Join the Australian Dating Force™!

Choose from a wide variety of military or corporate consultant titles to impress the ladies.

Fully funded by the Australian taxpayer.

Get full support and training from our Jedi Council

 Access to hundreds of women’s phone numbers.

Check out our catalog of  illegal and creepy ‘proof of success’ videos.

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Hint for next time guys, don’t make videos.

They can get embarrassing later on.

Posted on June 15, 2013, in Australia, Military, Mock and Awe, Parody and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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