Category Archives: Transport

The movement from one place to another of things or people. Often animals or vehicles are used to make this faster and /or easier.

With gates open


This video has been removed form youtube many times in the past month, but each time it is re-uploaded gains hits even faster than before.

For when it eventually goes down again we have a copy here.

We will add it soon.



Australia’s new car industry emerges

Following the announced closure of GM Holden and Ford the last car manufacturers in Australia a consortium of Australian engineers and investors have begun development of a new concept car.

Kent Topp spokesman for the Driftback corporation made this statement in a press release.

We have been developing a new urban transportation concept for Australian urban environments. We took into account that most cars are drive with 2 or less passengers and with virtually no luggage for most journeys. Our engineers decided this meant space and weight in the vehicle were wasted and could simply be removed. The car is much lower to the ground than a typical car and this should give aerodynamic advantages and reduce fuel consumption, but gains in this area have to be ironed out. Staggeringly this is two door two seat car, a radical departure form the 4 door 5 seat touring sedan iconic in Australia for decades. Kent explained that those cars were made for a time when domestic air travel was expensive and families would drive vast distances to take holidays and visit relatives. Times have clearly changed and those design parameters are just obsolete. I envision a time when the Driftback will a be a common sight on our streets. Early testing has indicated the car is economical, eye-catching and fun to drive, and that’s really important to Australians. There have been some claims that that car can be prone to slight over-steering, but we predict drivers will quickly adjust to the handling dynamics.  We have calculated the Driftback will cost about half as much as a economy hatchback, and that’s a hard price to beat in today’s market.

After reading Kent’s press release we manage to secure some secretly filmed testing of the Driftback.

Speaker Bronwyn Bishop sacked

Following multiple suspected rorts of travel expense involving helicopter, the speaker  in Australian house of representatives has; after significant bipartisan pressure; resigned. bronwynBishopSackedTaggedHaving become a divisive character due to her propensity to eject opposition questions on the flippant grounds of house standing orders 94a, its a surprise that she was finally undone by her travel expenses rather than outrageous bias in subverting democracy and deflecting criticism of the government. Philip Ruddock is touted to be her replacement, and many wonder why he was not the speaker from the beginning of this government.

Jet train solves drivers license problems

OK I know what you are thinking, WTF is this about. After doing some legal research (which we do from time to time for the lols), we discovered that locomotives and railway rolling stock are not classed as vehicles according to the road safety act 1986, and therefore are completely unregulated. Insanely enough a bicycle is considered to be a vehicle or almost any thing else that moves. Kick a can down the road, its vehicle, but if it has railway wheels under it, they can’t touch it.

means a conveyance that is designed to be propelled or drawn by any means, whether or not capable of being so propelled or drawn,
and includes bicycle or other pedal-powered vehicle, trailer, tram-car and air-cushion vehicle but
does not include railway locomotive or railway rolling stock;


So for all the people who don’t have a license we have the solution: Jet train.

Our resident engineers are furiously struggling to find way to steer the dam thing, and there is also that kind of annoying thing about the way it leaves massive grooves in the road, but we are sure than since speeding fines alone are a billion dollar per year industry, the market will find a way.

So lost your license due to speed, booze, pills, or what ever?

Want to escape the hassle of staying sober and obeying speed limits?

Getting tired of having to stop for flashing blue lights?

Tired of waiting at intersections?

Then jet train could be right for you!

Save money and time by avoiding fines and court cases!

 Best of all its completely legal*.

*According to Victorian Road Safety Act 1986 a locomotive is not a vehicle and none of the act applies to it.

Legal and making sense are not the same thing obviously.

For those on a budget we are working on a small flat bed bogey with a pulse jet for forward motion.

Russian traffic enforcement experiment

Russian activists attempt to stop people driving on the sidewalk near a gas station.

Several things about this protest action are quite surprising.

1: People, with out any physical force, just the threat of shaming violators, can affect a change in behavior.

2: About half of people will change their ways when just faced with shame or minor inconvenience.

3: The most serious offenders are people who are truly obnoxious.

4: Government officials are very likely to break the rules, at 3:14 a Russian internal affairs spokesman arrives and then reverses back out again, rules are made for the government to break.

All roads privatised proposal

Of course this means that:

1) The roads will be sold off cheaply to the puppet masters corporations.

2) Roads will not be maintained.

3) No new roads will be built.

4) Your right to travel freely will be gone.

5) The road tolling system will be a means of universal surveillance


Of course roads can be built without a government, but why do that when you can get the public to pay for it, and then buy at cents in the dollar from the government you installed into office. Then of course ransom the general public for using  the roads they paid for, that y0u just stole off them.

Need  government to build roads? No. Need a government to then sell your roads to a private corporation? No. Makes you wander why tthe corporation didn't build the roads in the first place. Why not? Not economic, but stealing roads is economic.

Need government to build roads? No. Need a government to then sell your roads to a private corporation? No. Makes you wander why the corporation didn’t build the roads in the first place. Why not? Not economic, but stealing roads is economic.




Abbott simulator

I was thinking of a serious look at 9/11 but I really didn’t feel like it. So for now something unrelated to this auspicious date, and somewhat more entertaining.

You should see something like this:

Abbott stop the boats simulator. Oh the LOLS.

Abbott stop the boats simulator. Oh the LOLS.


Something a little lighthearted on a day when we might be a bit glum.

900 gone postal: Australia Post job losses coming

Announcements today indicate  as many as 900 jobs to be lost at Australia post, a government run business.

Announcements today indicate as many as 900 jobs to be lost at Australia post, a government run business.

While conveniently out of the country schmoozing with world bank officials like Lagarde in France, 900  jobs losses are announced for the future of Australia Post.

Australia Post has had quite a shifting market place in the last decade, competing with paperless technology like email leading to lower letter volumes. At the same time larger parcel volume from online stores have greatly increased. Perhaps there has been a failure in senior management to capitalize on this trend and capture this burgeoning market. As always failures at top lead to job losses all the way to the bottom. Another cost of Tony Abbott and his slash and burn mentality.


Kepler186f: a new world discovered

So this week with the money that isn’t wasted on wars and war toys a possibly habitable planet was discovered.

Humanity has a ‘Carl Sagan’ moment get wide eyed in wonder and then puts it head back to the grind.


Cygnus, somewhere in here is the possible new world called Kepler 186f


So in the constellation of Cygnus is a Red Dwarf star (M dwarf) called kepler 186 and its 5th planet rotates around this star about 1/3 of the distance we rotate around our sun. But that is about as accurate as saying somewhere in Australia I dropped a bottle top with my phone number written on it. Any way this planet is believed to be in the ‘Goldilocks zone’, not to cold, not too hot, and is thought to have the right temperature for liquid water and therefore life. The panet has been in that position for a few billion years so life would have had time to evolve, if thats how life really comes about.

Downside: its 490 light years away, even a laser beam (or radio wave) pulsing data to and from such a place would take 490 years to make a one way journey. If you

thought your internet was slow I assure you this would be a lot worse. So other than a wormhole or faster than light speed travel we are not getting there anytime soon

This is all really great, a real testament to science to find such a thing.

But just think what would we do if we sat in our space ship in orbit of this world.  Surely we could land and make conquest of the place, but is that the right thing
to do? Think of the scientific discoveries that could be made just to study the place.  Would we think of the plants and animals there as simply food and raw
materials? A place for collecting trophies and trinkets for exorbitant resale on earth.

That’s not just Marble, it’s Kepler Marble; very expensive…


What if there were sentient creatures there? Would we simply shove them aside like previous conquest of new worlds? We have discovered new worlds before and look how it ended for those who were on the new world when it was ‘discovered’. North America was ‘new world’, Central America was a ‘new world’, South America was a ‘new world’, Australia was a ‘new world’ (though not specifically called that). Imagine a ten ton mining truck squashing a small animal unknown to science, and then realize it can happen here too, the fact it happens somewhere else makes it no more less of a tragedy.

So while we might find a ‘new world’ we are hardly ready to go there without being remarkable destructive, so perhaps Kepler 186f is safe for now from a world not quite ready to deal with its own problems.

Imagine the irony, we discover habitable planet(s) only after peak oil, and therefore have no way to get there because we literally 'ran out of gas'.

Imagine the irony, we discover habitable planet(s) only after peak oil, and therefore have no way to get there because we literally ‘ran out of gas’.

If you think you’re driving, you’re out of your mind




I can hear you all saying ‘WTF’ right now.

Firstly look at the legal definition of driver, basically someone paid by someone else to drive a vehicle. So ask yourself “was anyone paying or employing me while I was just doing that?”

Likely the answer was no unless you were at work. So if it is in your own time you are not a driver, a driver is an occupation or at least part of an occupation if you drive and do other things for work.

You are not a driver if it is just a means of transport to your place of work.

Drivers license if you are a driver you certainly need this, if you are not a driver it is completely optional,  but will cause other complications around registration and insurance.

Even if you have a drivers license and receive an infringement notice, got back to the golden question, “Were you employed and being paid for the time at the exact moment of the alleged infringement?”.

If the answer is no you are not liable.

Don’t argue the point at the roadside, remember the thug has a gun and other nasty stuff (batons, OC spray, etc.).

Just play the paper war later on, it’s far more frustrating for the police, and far safer for you.

Just take what ever paper they give you,  and admit nothing.

Never leave the vehicle if at all possible.

So take your infringement notice and read it carefully, find the address for correspondence and write a letter noting the reference number of the infringement notice and the person who issued it.

Tell them something like in the letter.



<your address for mail>


xx//yy/201x   (the date)


<their address for mail>


Dear Mr/Mrs/Ms <Policeman/Policewoman>

Re: infringement notice #XXXXXXXXXXXX 


Please produce the wage slip that proves that I was the driver at the time.

Please prove your claim in a properly constituted court of law.


Yours Sincerely,


<your own name>


==============letter ends=============


They will most likely reply by withdrawing the fine and replacing it with a warning, unless you injured someone, smashed into something ( an injured party exists) or it was for drunk or stoned driving.


The correct court for these fines legally is the high court (though some people will argue no court in Australia is actually legal), which is going to cost them at least $800 just to file the complaint, to try to prove their claim ( the infringement notice). If the cost they might win from paying $800 upfront is less than $800 they are going to lose no matter what happens. This is the true nature of the legal system here it is all about the money. All law is commercial law, keep that in mind when you are dealing with the police lawyers and the courts.

They only exist to make a profit, if there is not profit they simply don’t care.

If this is the only research you have done, you haven’t done enough, but you have started in a good place.

I will add more later relating to entirely commercial nature of law and how we have all been tricked into accepting it.

You are not driving a car, you are traveling in an automobile, while you are not liable to pay fines or infringement notices, you are liable for damage you cause to other parties.


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