Category Archives: Parody
It means we are not really serious.
In bizarre turn of events North Korea’s 31 year old dictator threatens to nuke occupymelbourne.net . In his statement he explained given his recent remarks about Julie Bishop and Seth Rogen, he felt he needed to do some good to reduce the blowback for the west, “Yes I’m getting on the band wagon” he said, “What are you going to do about it?” He also stated the occupymelbourne.net’s recent decision to acquire a AC 130U gunship make him concerned that occupymelbourne.net might become a regional power and needed to be neutralized before they became too powerful to buckle under to hollow threats.
You can say what you like about the military industrial complex, but being that they are spying on every bit of data in the world and always keen to make a dollar, they have a great marketing department.
So they sent me this video with a rather persuasive note.
It appears that democracy has failed in your region and peaceful protest seems to only attract brutal crackdowns.
For the regime change you require you need a game changer, we introduce the AC-130U.
For just $190 million USD we are offering you a AC-130U ‘Skooky’ gunship- Jam packed with democracy.
The AC-130U is also extremely good at remote demolition of mosques and other offending fortresses.
If you purchase in the next 14 days well supply you will a voucher for 38,000L fuel refill normally valued at $50,000.
Raytheon and Locheed Sales department
Sounded pretty convincing, he also specified we would need a piece of flat land about one kilometer long for a landing strip.
So if anyone can help us by donating DOGE coins or can offer us land to use for a landing strip please leave a comment and well get in touch soon.
P.S. We are willing to have a working bee to mow the airstrip, so you don’t have to worry about that.
(Now in HD with subtitles)
Barbra Streisand to play a
“stop the mega mosque”
benefit concert in Caulfield.
There are many levels to why we posted this video.
The Streisand Effect is the response to any kind of censorship or coverup in the internet age. A cover up in this day and age leads to even greater scrutiny. Barbra Streisand famously attempted to censor a picture of her house which of course lead to massive interest where there was originally little. The original Facebook page for Stop the Bendigo Mosque was censored out of existence temporarily after we began investigating the issue.
Streisand was politically active and was even listed as an enemy of Richard Nixon, being active on issues such as civil rights, Women’s rights and civil liberties. Streisand’s favorite issues really would really fly in the face of Islam even before considering she is Jewish and has made significant contributions to Jewish educational institutions.
Guilty was a perfect choice of song as “we have nothing to be guilty of ” as we are not professional journalists and anyone following this source knows we often run parody articles to raise points which we consider important and would like to raise awareness and discussion of. Any person claiming to be a journalist and thoughtlessly believe anything they see on the internet, and without any real research republish, effectively deserves the egg on face moment. This is also an indictment on modern Main Stream Media (MSM) where most published words are literately press releases copied and pasted with little actual fact checking or analysis. Journalism could be better and should be better. In the early 1970’s what would be called a journalist would today be called a conspiracy theorist ( a Nixon neologism).
We are glad to have underscored an issue that might have gone unnoticed. MSM employees: if you keep up the copy and paste routine you will be replaced by a Facebook page run by unpaid teenagers. Start asking some real questions show some skepticism and think about the stories you are pushing into the world. Read between the line a little guys.
Barry Gibb an Ozzy artist and how can you not like 70’s music. I think we might have invented the term ‘mega mosque’. Reading comprehension is not optional.
This is not an apology.
We might think it strange to vote a chocolate factory billionaire as president of the country, we voted for a man with red Speedo’s (aka underpants) to run our nation.
Even in the east where he was least popular, at least 1 in 3 people voted for him. With such a large primary vote a run off was not required.
So now there is talk of corruption, How Poroshenko got his billions, his connection to Euromaidan via his TV channels etc.
Curiously much of his wealth come from Russians enjoying the old Soviet era chocolates and sweets that his factories produce. Could the tensions over Ukraine and Crimea be solved by the taste buds of Russians?
Stranger things have happened.
So what does he actually look like?
pure gold, this really sums up the situation here.
In keeping with the get tough on fare evaders Metro have decked out their staff with new uniforms and a few more tools for making sure you pay; one way or the other.
Today children , we will be learning all about civil disobedience by blocking a city tram track. There will be plenty of mums and dads standing on the side to make sure that we are completely safe doing this, and also a handful of police to make sure we have help when we scrape our knees or someone steals our lunch money.
The tram drivers have agreed to stop the trams for 15 minutes, while we learn our lesson, which is called : “Change the old paradigm to a new paradigm.” Those who can spell the word correctly get extra gold stars and food vouchers to be redeemed at Lentil As Anything. How exiting is that!!!
If you have finshed making your masks in craft class, please bring them along.
Remember, when the teacher tells you to get off the track, all stand up and leave.
Let’s have fun changing the world!