Category Archives: Mock and Awe

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Kim Jong Un Threatens to nuke occupymelbourne

Kim Jong un Threatens to Nuke occupymelbourne.net

 

In bizarre turn of events North Korea’s 31 year old dictator threatens to nuke occupymelbourne.net . In his statement he explained given his recent remarks about Julie Bishop and Seth Rogen, he felt he needed to do some good to reduce the blowback for the west, “Yes I’m getting on the band wagon” he said, “What are you going to do about it?” He also stated the occupymelbourne.net’s recent decision to acquire a AC 130U gunship make him concerned  that occupymelbourne.net might become a regional power and needed to be neutralized before they became too powerful to buckle under to hollow threats.

Standard left wing tactics: call racist at random

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If you think Islam is a race, is it you that is ignorant.

Because you wouldn’t want to be painted with the wrong brush would you?

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AC 130U Spooky: Jam packed with democracy

You can say what you like about the military industrial complex, but being that they are spying on every bit of data in the world and always keen to make a dollar, they have a great marketing department.

So they sent me this video with a rather persuasive note.

 

Dear occupymelbourne.net,

It appears that democracy has failed in your region and peaceful protest seems to only attract brutal crackdowns.

For the regime change you require you need a game changer, we introduce the AC-130U.

For just $190 million USD we are offering you a AC-130U ‘Skooky’ gunship- Jam packed with democracy.

The AC-130U is also extremely good at remote demolition of mosques and other offending fortresses.

If you purchase in the next 14 days well supply you will a voucher for  38,000L fuel refill normally valued at $50,000.

 

Yours sincerely,

Raytheon and Locheed Sales department

 

Sounded pretty convincing, he also specified we would need a piece of flat land about one kilometer long for a landing strip.

So if anyone can help us by donating DOGE coins or can offer us land to use for a landing strip please leave a comment and well get in touch soon.

P.S. We are willing to have a working bee to mow the airstrip, so you don’t have to worry about that.

Barbra and the Streisand Effect

we welcome

Barbra Streisand to play a

“stop the mega mosque”

benefit concert in Caulfield.

 

There are many levels to why we posted this video.

Firstly:

The Streisand Effect is the response to any kind of censorship or coverup in the internet age. A cover up in this day and age leads to even greater scrutiny. Barbra Streisand famously attempted to censor a picture of her house which of course lead to massive interest where there was originally little. The original Facebook page for Stop the Bendigo Mosque was censored out of existence temporarily after we began  investigating the issue.

 

Secondly:

Streisand was politically active and was even listed as an enemy of Richard Nixon, being active on issues such as civil rights, Women’s rights and civil liberties. Streisand’s favorite issues really would really fly in the face of Islam even before considering she is Jewish and has made significant contributions to Jewish educational institutions.

 

Thirdly:

Guilty was a perfect choice of song as “we have nothing to be guilty of ” as we are not professional journalists and anyone following this source knows we often run parody articles to raise points which we consider important and would like to raise awareness and discussion of. Any person claiming to be a journalist and thoughtlessly believe anything they see on the internet, and without any real research republish, effectively deserves the egg on face moment. This is also an indictment on modern Main Stream Media  (MSM) where most published words are literately press releases copied and pasted with little actual fact checking or analysis. Journalism could be better and should be better. In the early 1970′s what would be called a journalist would today be called a conspiracy theorist ( a Nixon neologism).

 

Fourthly:

We are glad to have underscored an issue that might have gone unnoticed.  MSM employees: if you keep up the copy and paste routine you will be replaced by a Facebook page run by unpaid teenagers. Start asking some real questions show some skepticism and think about  the stories you are pushing into the world. Read between the line a little guys.

Lastly:

Barry Gibb an Ozzy artist and how can you not like 70′s music. I think we might have invented the term ‘mega mosque’. Reading comprehension is not optional.

This is not an apology.

 

 

Tony Abbott In #Canadia

CanadiaWTFtaggedWhat am I supposed to say about this, if he wasn’t such a poor excuse for a political leader we might have ignored it or given him a free pass, but we all have to do the ‘heavy lifting’.

We did warn you all long before he was elected what a blithering idiot he was, sorry folks we were right again.

Tony Abbott – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

pure gold, this really sums up the situation here.

electoral commission calling Mick Dundee

I think we really captured the essence of Tony Abbott here. Yes this is photo-shopped for all those that have to know.

I think we really captured the essence of Tony Abbott here. Yes this is photo-shopped for all those that have to know.

 

Note: Paul Hogan the actor who played Mick Dundee famously had wars with the ATO over taxes on money he earned outside of Australia.

Tony Abbott budget explained

abbott domanitrix bagged and tagged

More socialist bullshit

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To believe in socialism you have to be pretty stoned.

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Here is a famous socialist, can you feel the cognitive dissonance kicking in?

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Socialists love to talk about the utopias that exist only in their own minds, that can never actually work in practice for any extended period of time. Don’t get fished in.

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Socialists love to talk about their values and ideals, but always have an excuse when they are not sticking to them. You’ll soon see Socialists are hypocrites. Hypocrites if given power quickly become tyrants.

It all looks good until you realise you gave up freedom for security and ultimately got neither.

It all looks good until you realise you gave up freedom for security and ultimately got neither.

 

 

Socialism in just USSR and China has been responsible for more than 130 million deaths, of their own people.

The true death toll will never be know as some people simply disappeared.

The socialist utopia is always just one more execution away…

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VSS_Vintorez

That’s why the USSR created this: the VSS; a silenced, fully automatic, armor piercing, sniper rifle. It’s designed for internal political assassinations. It even breaks down to 3 small pieces to fit in a brief case. Now that’s what I call a socialist utopia! Where do I sign up?

 

 

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VSS_Vintorez

Beware of Socialists!

Latest protester disguise tactics

In a disturbing  turn of events protesters are using elaborate disguises to attempt to appear to be normal members of the community. In a recent incident one man ejected from the glorious prime ministers hallowed chambers had disguised himself as  a priest and had even gone to the extraordinary lengths to have attended seminary school, graduated ,dedicated his life to God and even gained employment in a church and preached to congregations. Protesters are apparently pushing a radical political ideology called ‘Democracy’, which through bizarre convoluted legal smoke and mirrors, they are attempting to claim is part of the Australian political process.

 

 

We are seeing elaborate and desperate attempts to subvert the glorious 1000 year plan by the glorious twin visionaries of Abbott and Hockey. A purported man of God should not stoop to impersonating a priest for political means.

- Spsokeman for the Glorious Abbott-Hockey Empire

 

preacher disguise at abbots tagged

Priest ejected from Tony Abbots office. Tony Abbott has now also banned God. Members of the public are advised to stay at least 100 meters away from Tony Abbott during thunder storms as a safety precaution. Actually avoiding the horrid prick would have been good advice even before this development.

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