Category Archives: Mock and Awe

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Abbott simulator

I was thinking of a serious look at 9/11 but I really didn’t feel like it. So for now something unrelated to this auspicious date, and somewhat more entertaining.

 

http://www.abbottsimulator.com/

You should see something like this:

Abbott stop the boats simulator. Oh the LOLS.

Abbott stop the boats simulator. Oh the LOLS.

 

Something a little lighthearted on a day when we might be a bit glum.

Pakistani pedophiles rape 1400 kids in 16 years: Rotherham UK

The more disturbing elements to this case are the following:

Authorities refused to act due to fears of being branded a racist, because perpetrators were Pakistani in origin.

Pedophiles were transporting children to be abused in a network style operation.

Fathers attempting to rescue their children were arrested by police.

http://www.theguardian.com/society/live/2014/aug/26/rotherham-abuse-report-finds-1400-children-were-victims-live-coverage

religon of pedosGo on, go and join ISIS, so you get your guts splattered all over the desert.

Clive Palmer apologises to Chinese mongrels

 $orry…

 

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Clive Palmer has now shown what a shrewd operator he is. Many saw his apparent spray at the Chinese government as an off the cuff frustration as the QandA presenter pressured him on a commercial case he was embroiled in. Whether Clive realized it not (an we suspect with the money he has he can afford the best advice) he attacked at the most critical point.

Clive has shown he is able to legitimately convert financial power into political and media power.

This gave Clive Palmer two powerful weapons in his current cases against a Chinese business over money he is owed.

 

Mongrels, Bastards!

Palmer seemingly cornered, raises the stakes threatening to do the unthinkable.

Palmer seemingly cornered, raises the stakes threatening to do the unthinkable.

The Chinese government hates scandals.

 

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/mongrel

In Australian  English ‘Mongrel’ means or mixed breed dog , applied to sports (particularly boxing) means tough aggressive man.

Mike Tyson’s boxing style might be described as Mongrel, tough, aggressive, and lacking complex technique.

When translated, the term Mongrel means mixed or hybrid.

Chinese are very sensitive on questions of race and race mixing and genealogy.

Bastard looses nothing in the translation but is generally considered more offensive in China than here, as the Chinese are very conservative in family matters.

Chinese are also very sensitive to insults in general, so much effort is spend on keeping up good appearances (saving face) it becomes a significant distraction in day to day life.

Chinese people eats dogs and wealthy people eat more dogs that those who are poor. Chinese people realize westerners find the idea of eating dog objectionable seeing dogs  largely as beloved pets or animals of service. Even wild or feral dogs which are culled are not eaten in the west, eating dog s is seen as a cultural taboo through much of the west.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Bastard?s=t

Bastard also continues the theme of sexual improper conduct and adds in illegitimacy and despicable nature.

You have got more to loose than me. Game on!

You have got more to loose than me. Game on!

 

The most curious thing about the uses of these insults is that they are an anachronism even for someone of Clive Palmer’s age. The terms are now obscure in language generally, and are considered locally only mildly offensive.

So a mildly offensive remark in the Australian vernacular translates via a dog whistle (pun intended) to a highly offensive slur against a litigation opponent very much under control of the Chinese government. It entirely possible this scandal has reduced the resolve of Palmer’s opponent in the court case due to Chinese Government political pressure.  On the third party adjudicator side of the commercial case, the court is now under pressure to resolve the case in Palmer’s favor, as he is willing to damage trade relations with a very important international trade partner.  Palmer’s PUP party has a controlling wedge in the senate, able to block any legislation the opposition wont support. The opposition is unlikely to support Liberal/national policy because of its shock doctrine budget.

That’s a hell of a gambit by a man who can afford to move large pieces on the board.

They backed down, my stones are this big.

They backed down, my stones are this big.

 

Clive Palmer clearly is economically rational and hardly a man to do any thing without very careful precognition. Palmer openly admits he rarely attends the lower house where he is a member citing the fact his single vote there generally makes little difference in the outcomes. This in itself a dog whistle to the disenchanted vote who see both major parties as being out of touch and rightly seeing greens as being destructive Marxists. This was no accident, it was a carefully planned and disguised scandal to get leverage in his commercial case.

 

The apology was a week in forth coming so one can imagine the back room horse trading that was done to produce such an apology and smooth things over.

 

OK we can negotiate now.  How much did you say we owed you?

OK we can negotiate now.
How much did you say we owed you?

 

Billionaire mining magnates don’t apologize for free.

 

Best of I I'm tapping into nationalism and resentment of job losses to China, general dishonesty in Chinese business practices, and I'm dog whistling to the public that I'm a hero of the people strong enough to stand up against a bigger opponent.

Best of all I’m tapping into nationalism and resentment of job losses to China, general dishonesty in Chinese business practices, and I’m dog whistling to the public that I’m a hero of the people strong enough to stand up against a bigger opponent.

 

Clive Palmer now has significant leverage in his commercial case, after all he would not appear on a leftist echo chamber like QandA without a good reason.

Money is always a good reason.

*Scoring political points a good ancillary benefit.

 

 

If you prefer 'Return of the Jedi' as an analogy this is what more or less happened.

If you prefer ‘Return of the Jedi’ as an analogy this is what more or less happened.

ADMIN ADDITION:

How did the Chinese government feel about this?

Heres a clue, be sure to read the comment to this Chinese newspaper link.

http://www.globaltimes.cn/content/877094.shtml

Socialists, powertripping bureaucratic dishonest squabbling and bullying

I could make such bold claims just from observation of the ways socialism has utterly failed in almost every place it has been  imposed on any community, nation or state.

But don’t believe an individual with a bald face claim not matter how credible the source is, do your own research.

Here is where an Australian based socialist  (believed to be Ben Debney) attacks and smears each others peoples characters with calls of traitor, liar, —-phobic, stare rape, etc.

http://fairweathercomrades.wordpress.com/

Gee where is all their social justice and love of comrades when it is sorely needed? Oh that’s right that was just another lie they circulated for the useful idiots to believe.

It’s no surprise they claw each others eyes out, socialism is a dishonest and logically flawed ideology.

Do you think socialism could be the solution for you well consider this:

Socialism and the death toll.

Socialism and the death toll. Remember Nazi is short for NATional SocIalist.

 

Still think you and a few committed people you know can form a good committee and get things done properly?

cc-1917Remember Stalin got to be the great leader because he killed (or imprisoned) of all of his comrades who were competing for the top job, after Lenin died. Even in Lenin’s time it was not a safe happy place. More top soviet socialists were killed by their comrades than during the  civil war itself.

 

  It turns out that the ‘capitalist pigs’ were less blood thirsty than the cult of Karl Marx.

Worlds largest organised crime network: Police

But that’s only USA I hear you say…Sorry it’s a worldwide network and largely the same everywhere.

 

Well lets have at look at the level of criminality and dishonesty in NSW Police.

1 in 40 members of NSW police force have a criminal conviction, we are not just talking about their proclivity for drunk driving. We are talking about serious offending. Why are they still police?

A great story here from Quentin Dempster and Richard McDonald

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-03-28/criminal-history-not-a-barrier-to-joining-nsw-police/5351172

 

GIPA document listing criminal convictions held by NSW police officers.

It’s not a good story without a specially crafted infographic to compress the story to a single tantalizing image.

NSW police crimes meme

* Some of the police pictured above may be innocent, yeah its a crazy world, not so long ago we had a Jewish Hitler youth as Pope.

For the whiny police who have a union but spend plenty of time breaking up other protests, offenses were grouped together into rough categories for conceptual simplicity, so don’t cry into your beer while driving home tonight.

Joe Hockey let them ride bikes

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Joe Hockey makes the unsupported claim that poor people drive less and therefore will not suffer from petrol price increases.

While the quotes depicted here lack historical support, they do demonstrate the political figures being so far out of touch they become a liability for everyone including themselves.

Kim Jong Un Threatens to nuke occupymelbourne

Kim Jong un Threatens to Nuke occupymelbourne.net

 

In bizarre turn of events North Korea’s 31 year old dictator threatens to nuke occupymelbourne.net . In his statement he explained given his recent remarks about Julie Bishop and Seth Rogen, he felt he needed to do some good to reduce the blowback for the west, “Yes I’m getting on the band wagon” he said, “What are you going to do about it?” He also stated the occupymelbourne.net’s recent decision to acquire a AC 130U gunship make him concerned  that occupymelbourne.net might become a regional power and needed to be neutralized before they became too powerful to buckle under to hollow threats.

Standard left wing tactics: call racist at random

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If you think Islam is a race, is it you that is ignorant.

Because you wouldn’t want to be painted with the wrong brush would you?

spooner tweetjacked

 

AC 130U Spooky: Jam packed with democracy

You can say what you like about the military industrial complex, but being that they are spying on every bit of data in the world and always keen to make a dollar, they have a great marketing department.

So they sent me this video with a rather persuasive note.

 

Dear occupymelbourne.net,

It appears that democracy has failed in your region and peaceful protest seems to only attract brutal crackdowns.

For the regime change you require you need a game changer, we introduce the AC-130U.

For just $190 million USD we are offering you a AC-130U ‘Skooky’ gunship- Jam packed with democracy.

The AC-130U is also extremely good at remote demolition of mosques and other offending fortresses.

If you purchase in the next 14 days well supply you will a voucher for  38,000L fuel refill normally valued at $50,000.

 

Yours sincerely,

Raytheon and Locheed Sales department

 

Sounded pretty convincing, he also specified we would need a piece of flat land about one kilometer long for a landing strip.

So if anyone can help us by donating DOGE coins or can offer us land to use for a landing strip please leave a comment and well get in touch soon.

P.S. We are willing to have a working bee to mow the airstrip, so you don’t have to worry about that.

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