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The Tony Abbott prophesy

It was obvious a long way back Tony Abbot was going to ruin us.

It was obvious a long way back Tony Abbot was going to ruin us.

 

Spooky. how could they have known all those years ago?

New Metro ticket inspector uniforms announced

In keeping with the get tough on fare evaders Metro have decked out their staff with new uniforms and a few more tools for making sure you pay; one way or the other.

Metro gets serious about fare evasion.

Metro gets serious about fare evasion.

Protester Kindergarten, Lesson No. 5

Today children , we will be learning all about civil disobedience by blocking a city tram track. There will be plenty of mums and dads standing on the side to make sure that we are completely safe doing this, and also a handful of police to make sure we have help when we scrape our knees or someone steals our lunch money.

The tram drivers have agreed to stop the trams for 15 minutes, while we learn our lesson, which is called : “Change the old paradigm to a new paradigm.” Those who can spell the word correctly get extra gold stars and food vouchers to be redeemed at Lentil As Anything. How exiting is that!!!

If you have finshed making your masks in craft class, please bring them along.

Remember, when the teacher tells you to get off the track, all stand up and leave.

Let’s have fun changing the world!

Fibre to the boat: broadband and assylum seeker solution

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Find out the other 4 steps at:

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Rowan Smith’s (the Tecoma troll) bikie gang patch discovered

Rowans raiders tagged final

Rowan Smith

Which Rowan Smith?  The one in the picture.

More Democracy Aussie Style

It’s not really a protest, unless you have your very own counter-protest! A Face Book group called “Pro-Tecoma McDonalds protest against the protesters “is the latest absurdity to emerge out of the David against Goliath battle in Tecoma. The leader of the group appears to a 50 year old volunteer firefighter called Rowan Smith, but judging by his language on some of the FB threads, we are dealing with a teenage-troll. Unfortunately he is actually a school teacher. Here is a picture of Rowan Smith.Last week he physically attacked several Tecoma protesters with his own pro-McDonalds sign.

Rowan Smith

His language can be summed up in the following sentence:

FUCK OFF YOU FAT OLD DIRTY FILTHY HIPPY SLUT PEDOPHILE POOFTERS AND LET THE GREAT MCDONALDS TAKE THEIR RIGHTFUL PLACE IN YOUR SHITHOLE OF A TOWN.

-Rowan Smith ( this one )

https://www.facebook.com/rowan.smith2

School teacher and role model? Good one, Rowan.

He even managed to summon his own troupe of supporters, probably plucked from his students, here they are: Great signs, kids.And lovely smiles too. It’s always heartening to see a bunch of young people playing outside. Judging by the fresh faces on this picture we strongly suspect that Rowan and his troupe are paid by McDonalds, way to go capitalists, make your living from other peoples misery!

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When Face Book discussions got too heated for Rowan Smith (?) he threatened to bring in members of a bikie gang to sort things out :

Rowan's Bikie Gang

Rowan’s Bikie Gang

When Rowan Smith isn’t busy abusing people with vile and childish ad-hominems , he actually attempts to make some “intelligent” points, which can be so easily rebutted, it’s laughable. Here are his points, straight off the Face Book press:

Rowan Smith Maccas at Tecoma

1. It’s a series of Australian franchises that gives our youth the first rung on the ladder of work. Trains them and supports charities, teams etc.
2. Opponents are full of prejudice. They are anti-business; anti-American to the point of racism.
3. Maccas went to VCAT and won. They lost several years ago when they wanted to open in Belgrave and accepted the verdict. They chose not to appeal. Their private land is now to be developed sensitively with an excellent design bringing benefits to a depressed little area.
4. Tecoma is not in the Hills and is not a village. It is a retail strip and zoned as such and full of fast food and booze. Maccas is a positive, legal addition.
5. Over 70% of locals want it to happen regardless of dishonest, pseudo-surveys.
6. Accept the umpire’s decision, the rule of law and go away protesters. Let the locals have some peace and Maccas their legitimate rights.

And here is my rebuttal, which is by no means complete, because I simply could not be bothered .

1. Yes, McDonalds provides training for young people. It also like to spit them out after the age of 18 when they become too expensive to hire or exhausted from their atrocious work conditions and the sheer boredom with the factory style work. McDonalds has lately been in the news in it’s own home country for underpaying it’s workers (slave labour) It does support schools and sports clubs (probably the school Rowan is teaching at too) because it wants to sell burgers, duh, so it cultivates a community-friendly image. It’s all about the mighty dollar, though, not the community. The corporation is foreign owned, so unlike a locally owned fish and chips shop, some of the profit leaves the country.

2. Opponents are anti-business? Two businesses were just shut down by demolition. Protesters tried to protect those businesses. Protesters are not anti-business nor against any specific American citizens, but against “Big Business” and corporate takeover. Nothing to do with rascism, unless Rowan is suggesting that corporations are persons, which they actually are under US law.

3. VCAT is an unconstitutional kangaroo court established by Jeff Kennet to make it easier for his cronies to acquire building permits rejected by local councils under the guise of law. Stangely the law states that fast food chains cannot be anywhere near primary schools, so some bribery was obviously involved here.

4. Rowan is suggesting that Tecoma is just a shopping strip with no-one else living there. Where do those pesky protesting residents live, then?

5. 6 people turned up to the anit-protest, clearly they represent 70% of Tecoma’s residents . (Sarcasm)

6. Rule of Law, legitimate rights? What about the rights of communities. If they are ignored, then this is not a democracy, which it isn’t. We live in a corporatocracy.

[ADMIN] Remember to read and reply to the comments, there is another rebuttal to Rowans claims.

Tony Abbott and ‘the suppository of all wisdom’

It almost sounds like an Indiana Jones movie.

Speedos and Lycra are trademarks of some corporations who are now dragged into this politically embarrassing moment.

Speedos and Lycra are trademarks of some corporations who are now dragged into this politically embarrassing moment.

So I think that is plus one to Kevin Rudd, who still hasn’t dropped off the booze he promised about a month ago.

Watching politicians fight is almost like watching unborn sharks cannibalizing their siblings in-utero: enthralling, appalling and a monumental waste of potential, especially of your own time.

You don’t believe its true; well inform yourself:

Speaking of sharks’ uteri; should we place bets on which law firm Julia Gillard starts working at next?

Best Solution

This would have prevented a lot of backstabbing…

ruddard

Un Australian 2013

un australian by howard

This was not a paid message from Kevin Rudd ’13, who did not drop off a slab of XXXX and a case of Bundy this arvo, and who is definitely not considering a leadership challenge.

Kevin does not want to stress that he was born in Nambour Queensland, and is a true blue Aussie bloke who likes strip clubs and and getting pissed overseas as long as the Mrs doesn’t find out.

Dam its hard to make politics interesting.

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Hint for next time guys, don’t make videos.

They can get embarrassing later on.

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